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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.
I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.
my sister works in a restaurant and has taken to saying "do you think that's normal?" every time someone says something rude or is borderline harrassing her. fully doesn't engage except for telling them to Reflect. Look Inward. i'm obsessed with her.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
THE STORY OF VENUS: GEMINI EDITION
Ahhhh I’ve been waiting for this one! We’re moving on today to the bubbly analytical sign of Gemini; the people are one wild ride y'all so make sure to buckle your seatbelts for this one!
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Question time: What happens when Gemini the sign of intellectual stimulation and playfulness goes into the planet of love?
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These people are unpredictable and so so soo flirty in love!
We’re talking a “Do you like me or are you just having a normal conversation with me?” type overabundance of flirting. Love here is shown in a much more different way than the other signs, with the ruler of Gemini being Mercury the intellectual planet ™️, these people want to converse with those they love about everything, their love language may be quality time (or the obvious, words of affirmation lmao). Stimulation!! LOVES discussions (about anything literally, just make it exciting). Contrary to people’s beliefs, these people are not unfeeling robots; these people feel so much and feel so so fast!! The way I imagine these people’s love style to be is like what the inside of a coloring book looks like; vivid, all over the place and fresh so so fresh!!
Natives with these placements are not academic brainiacs like most make them out to be (although a lot of them are, lets just be honest ya’ll), they just love learning more. About anything, it doesn’t have to be academically related, these people just grow so fixated on something and then want to explore all of it. And it's the same thing with how they love people! You can immediately tell this person loves you when you catch them trying to figure you out, memorizing every little thing about you and committing it to memory. They see the people they love as the prettiest puzzle piece and want to share every thought they can possibly have with their partners. God they’re so positively endearing. Also these people also are very multifaceted in love, they can easily adapt to their partner it’s their partner adapting to them that’s a bit more hard lmao . Some other qualities to them may be as follows!
- Listen!! These people are a breath of fresh air, these people will always tell you what’s on their mind if they’re comfortable with you.
- The guy I fell completely head over heels in love with had this placement and his way of just randomly soothing one's nerves with their smooth way of talking just made me melt every time
- Facetime calls!! Calls in general!! Venus in Gemini will be the type to randomly call you and tell you about their day.
- People here are accused of being insincere in love but in reality these people are just so easy to like y'all I promise you they are not trying to seduce anyone, it really just happens
- Gets nervous when talking to their crush (I’m talking hands are shaking and you’re stuttering)
- Will not ditch their friends for their partner
- Also because their friend will most likely also be their partner
- SUPER curious in love, wants to try out new things constantly
- Sharp sharp tongue, they love play fighting with people, it’s in their love style really
- Their laughs and smiles are all giddy ugh melts your heart fr
- Wants their partner to also be someone willing to have good discussions, they don’t like boring people
- Also I’ve noticed a lot of them are more street smart than book smart, point is they’re so smart cause they love to learn,
(learned behavior for street smart maybe?) - Lives to tease the people they love, and they look so good while they do it (maybe I’m biased L O L)
- Masculine energies have the most enigmatic personalities when in love, they love teasing their partners and love talking about them too
- Robert pattinson is the perfect example of a Venus in Gemini, there’s something very clean and youthful about the way they smile and look
- Feminine energies remind me of intergalactic space girls, something about them is so bubbly and cute
- Idk all I’m saying is if I ever imagined girls going to space as baddies, I would probably send a Venus in Gemini
this makes so much sense in my head - Please to all Venus in Gemini’s stop being so damn charming it’s hurting me, why do you all laugh with your mouth slightly parted and just endear the hell out of me?
- If a Venus in Gemini has a favorite book and you read it, they’ll make that the whole aesthetic of yalls friendship
- Supermodel energy y'all these people are all stunning
- Idk even what to say anymore except I think that this placement reminds me of eating mint gum and drinking cold water after
All in all, these natives are super easy to spot and easy to like and convince yourself they were flirting with you too. Not speaking on personal experience but also yes I am. These natives nerves go haywire when they're around someone they like and make loving them for 20+ years feel like a new adventure every day. Do not take these people out if you will not spit out some good convo, they will zone out!!! These people will make the days fly by like an adventure after another. Give these people excitement and unpredictability and these people will memorize every nook and cranny about the person they love and know you better than you know yourself by the end of it.
Part 3 in my Venus series 💒 is doneee yayyy
Autism traits that aren't often talked about (part 2)
Unusual posture when standing or sitting
Mimicking facial expressions of others especially from a TV show
Having to process people's words after they said something so you pause for a few moments
Auditory processing issues
Black and white thinking
Having a hard time understanding people's facial expressions
Walking on your tip toes or sitting on your feet/legs
GI issues (IBS, acid reflux, food allergies)
Thinking in pictures
Inventing your own words or language
Unknowingly asking inappropriate questions
Not understanding the space you occupy/running into things
Making lists and schedules for EVERYTHING
Hard time keeping track of time
Good long term memory, recalling details others can't
Not understanding dry humor or sarcasm
Very high or low pain tolerance
Autism traits that aren't often talked about (part 1)
Strong sense of justice
Preferring bowls over plates and little spoons
Not knowing if someone if flirting with you
Rituals with no outcome
Not following gender norms
Making excessive eye contact
Trying to act like someone from a show/movie
Being clumsy and struggling with coordination
Preferring making friends with adults, rather than someone within your age group
Lack of fear
Being more drawn to cats, than dogs because most cats are autistic
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